Happy Pantry: K is for Knitting Knife

Lookin' sharp!

Happy Pantry: I'll be brief...

Broccoli in briefs that is!

Happy Pantry: J is for Joyous Juicer

Why waste all that chewing time when you can DRINK your daily requirement of fruits and veggies!?!

Also - if people disliked eating fruits and vegetables so much, why hasn't anyone invented a better system of imbibing these horrid things?  Blending and juicing get us closer than we've ever been to it - but juicing is stupid because you're not filling your belly with the goods, just a lot of sugar and maybe a small portion of nourishment.  There should be a pill that you can chew on that tastes like something other than chalk....

Until then, we'll use our blenders the responsible way.  That's right, I started talking about juicing only to flip the script and whack you over the head with my blended drink goodness.  It's for your own good.

Sure he's a blender, but he moonlights as a juicer on the weekends...

Happy Pantry: H is for Hot Tempered Hot Sauce

He's hot tempered because he tastes like Tabasco Sauce.

And we all know Tabasco Sauce tastes disgusting.  I'd be fired up too...

Happy Pantry: H is for Happy Hamburger

Over where Happy Pantry is a live real tangible thing that you can run your hands through, but not without getting a slap, we like our hamburgers happy.  And soy.  And our cows alive which makes them happy as well.

If we were going to do a children's book, our first attempt would be an alphabet book.  We think it'd be fun to go through all of Happy Pantry and give the different characters a chance to show off what they can do.  Or, at least, what action words we can alliteratively link them to.

Happy Pantry: G is for Gloomy Garlic

Garlic is possibly a necessary ingredient for your food, but boy does it do a number on your breath.  Really you're making the people around you gloomy when you eat garlic.  Try not to breath.  At least not directly on anyone.

Happy Pantry: B is for Broccoli

In our quest to create the Happiest Pantriest alliterative alphabet book, we keep going back to previously finished letters.  We decided to revisit the letter B because vegetables in undies sounded like it would be funny.

 I'll be brief...this is broccoli in briefs...

 It sounds like a decent idea, but if you have bouncing broccoli, that means you've overcooked it (undercooked?) into a rubbery inedible mess.  This is the thing children's dinner nightmares are made of because you have to eat it or no dessert.

Broccoli in briefs and everything is right with the world.  Snug and comfy.

Happy Pantry: Almost Alliterative Alphabet Book, letter F

F is for fashionable fork.  Cause he dresses so sharp!

Happy Pantry: Almost Alliterative Alphabet Book, letter E

Gotta work those glutes!

Feel the burn (hopefully from being deep fried...because eggplant doesn't taste good any other way).

And that's why they need to work out - all that deep fried oil and grease doesn't do well for one's shape...unless you're going for eggplant shaped, then carry on.

Happy Pantry: Almost Alliterative Alphabet Book, letter D

Nothing like a donut dreaming of how tasty it is.  I'd say it was self centered, but donuts don't have centers...they're empty inside...

Happy Pantry: Almost Alliterative Alphabet Book, letter C

 You can't go wrong with coffee.  Cute or cranky...

Happy Pantry: Almost Alliterative Alphabet Book, Letter B (more)

B is for brainwashed banana.

look into the light...you're getting sleepy....sleepy!

Happy Pantry: Almost Alliterative Alphabet Book, Letter B

 We had a couple of options for our alliterative alphabet book when it came to the letter B.  The first was my favorite, until I put glasses on the strawberry, now I like Brainy Berry...

Happy Pantry: Almost Alliterative Alphabet Book, letter A

The only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple is finding the remains of half of one after you've bitten into it...

But they do have fun together...